Washington – A congregation of wealthy white men in the autumn of their years are swelling with joy right now. House Republicans passed legislation to repeal the Affordable Care Act, which was put in place by the prior administration to meet a socialist agenda to force all Americans the ability to get affordable healthcare. The primary purpose of this new legislation is to ensure GOP members and their constituents will be guaranteed access to affordable erectile dysfunction medication and procedures.
The new legislation, which received zero Democratic votes, makes it so insurance providers can eliminate inconsequential healthcare services that cover anything related to the vagina or the female reproductive system in whole, or refer to them as “pre-existing conditions” while solidifying benefits that focus on male virility.
Amidst the celebration, which included prolonged hugging and unreciprocated face-touching, a staff member explained to journalists:
We didn’t fully read the plan, but we heard that we were going to drop things about gross vaheyheys and we were all going to get wingdiggler pills. I can’t wait to look at myself in the mirror and wave around my proud dinky.
